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    Default Theft Opener

    This is a true story I made into an opener and it has started some really cool converstions.

    Hey Guys! I'll just got a minute but I wanted to ask ya'll about something quick. I went out on a date a few weeks ago, and we had a great time. We wined, we dined, we went back to my place, did our thing and then she wanted a shower. So she took a shower and I drove her home and dropped her off leaving her better than I foun d her. So I get home and go to take my own shower and there I am in th shower when I look and notice the brand new 40 dollar bottle of body wash I. Got from bath and bodyworks was missing! I thought "nah, no way" and looked all over my bathroom, but it was gone! Can you believe that? Any of you ever steal so
    something from a man's home like that?

    Anyway, its field tested and funny as hell to see the girls reactions.

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    Default Re: Theft Opener

    Where did you pick her up from? cant believe she was soo cheap she stole your shower gel.

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    Default Re: Theft Opener

    looks like it works/would work!

    I'm going to test this surely! It sounds great

    that girls sucks dude... :S

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    Default Re: Theft Opener

    Quote Originally Posted by Errant View Post
    Where did you pick her up from? cant believe she was soo cheap she stole your shower gel.
    Well actually it wasn't a "date" it was an SNL bar pickup in a dingy bar down the street from my apartment. This is why I always hide my wallet and other valuables whenever I bring a lay home. Some women around here you sleep with, pass out drunk and wake up the next morning your DVD, Xbox and flat screen TV are missing, or at least I've heard of this happening to other guys around the area. So I always hide my valuables. I certainly never thought someone would want my body wash though. LOL


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