Quote Originally Posted by Cody View Post
I've started walking into house parties with a quart of chocolate milk. When people ask/make fun of me, I respond, "What, you don't like chocolate milk?" It's hilarious.
This is amazing, Cody. I'm going to do this at Hollywood house parties from now on. Thank you.

Last night I tried my 1st bar sarging sober. Holy sh1t, guys, if you want to test your aa, try going sober. What a scary thrill. I'm hooked. Plus I actually remember all the details about the girl after.

PS No one shit tested me for drinking water.