Good Morning PAUers,
(Be advised, at the time of this message. I was pretty drunk, So ignore my poor grammer.)
I met this Girl named Leya, She Sells O2 in at a bar. *It susposed to be really good for you and stuff* Shes sorta like a different kind of bartender. I approach her with the most curious/alpha male looks I could imagine. I buy the product she is selling, which is oxygen. There is on perticular flavor which caught my eye, It's called "Love Potion." After 5 minutes of breathing it in, she Calls me out and says, "I know whats on your mind." I talk witty to her and tell her she is just after me for my wallet and I'm just another customer. She played along and said a little bit. When I tried to leave, she offered me a hang shake, and I slightly rejected her extended armed and said "what is that." I asked her, " Do you like to hug teddy bears?". She said yes come here. Make a long story short. I left then came back, got some more oxygen, she said that the rest of the night was free of charge on her. I grabbed her number and txted her " This *mynamehere* here making every bit of oxygen you breathe a magic moment." I got a reply of "Haha your too cute." About 10 minutes before the club closed I chatted with her again and exchanged another hug. She told me to text her. I walked about feeling really good about myself with this encounter.
Thoughts or opinions fellas?