I saw list of really corny, cheesy, pick-up line on a thread posted by HighTower
1. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
2. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
3. Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes"> Take me home with you.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
5. Do you have any Irish in you? (if no?) Would you like some? (if yes?) Want some more?
6. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
7. Do you have the time? [Gives the time"> No, the time to write down my number?
8. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!"> Do you want to do lunch?
9. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
10. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
11. I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
12. Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
13. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
14. For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
15. Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
16. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
17. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
18. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
19. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
20. Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor
21. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
22. I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
23. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
24. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
25. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
26. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
27. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
28. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
29. Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?"> Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
30. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
31. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
32. Say, did we go to different schools together?
33. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
34. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
35. Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)
36. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar"> He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
37. You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.
38. Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers? (male version)
39. You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.
40. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
haha, some of these are hilarious. I actually think I might use some of these...for humor of course. This is the opener I'm thinking of.
Approach a set and confidently approach a set of girls, smile then say hey...then proceed to pull out a pick of paper from your pocket and read off a hilariously awful line as if you've never seen it or practiced it. Once your done, laugh and say, "I've got like a million of these, should I continue?" The girls will either say "Yes"...but most likely will say no.
If they say yes...say: "What?! Seriously. See my buddy over there (point to your wing or group of friends that aren't near you) told me these would work and I sure there would be no way. Now you all have to work with me...I can't let him be right. Maybe I just got a broken group, haha. Anyway, I have to get back to my friends shortly, but really quick...you all have to tell me what has been the worst pick-up line you've ever heard...I'm going add then to his list."
If they say no...say: "Haha, good. My buddy over there (point to your wing or group of friends) uses these lines all the time (show them the entire list of pick up lines. I tried to convince him that they just don't work...but he wouldn't believe me...so here I am. Anyway, I have to get back to my friends shortly, but really quick...you all have to tell me what has been the worst pick-up line you've ever heard...I'm going add then to his list."
Anyway, this has never been field tested...but I figured it'd been a fun way to approach a group of girls. Any tips for feedback will be appreciated