-Was total AFC but went to a Love Systems boot camp with Cajun and Tenmagnet
-I got laid so many times that year!
-I slowly stopped dating after that because I decided not to go to law school and start my own business as a mortgage agent
-I invested all my time and money into this business and now, I'm pretty successful (money was REALLY TIGHT and I needed to spend every dime accordingly so I couldn't go out as much)
-I just reviewed my Boot Camp materials for about an hour last night, got excited thinking about that year and decided that I'm going right back into this
So I grabbed one of my buddies and we went for a pint at Turtle Jacks. I'm always hitting on the waitresses but last night I was doing it with the intention of getting the number. The waitress was an HB7.5 and had braces (uber cutie). When she was talking my drink order, I asked her for ID and the other waitresses laughed. I kept messing with her, telling her that if my parents hadn’t traded me for a goat and arranged for my marriage in the motherland, I would be totally all over her.
Some insight to our convos:
-When she asked if I wanted another pint,
Me: “Are you trying to get me drunk so you can take advantage of me? Cause my mom will bust in here with her slipper in hand”
Her: “I’m not going to answer that” (smiling and winking)
Her: “I’m going to start studying Kinesiology at ______”
Me: “We’ll I’m planning on getting really fat in the next few years, I might need your help”
Her: “K, well maybe I should give you my number"
I played the game as best as I remember and she left her number on the back of the receipt with the following “Don’t get it twisted, your such a cool guy but I’m not yours. We can be friends.” (it was littered with smiley faces and doodles, looks like she spend some time on it)
I messaged the following to her a few mins later when I got home “Awww, that’s so cute that you think I wanted you to be mine…Remember, my parents already arranged my marriage for a goat long ago.
I’m going clubbing tomorrow night to refresh everything, this was just to test the waters. Any suggestions on what I could have done better or if I goofed somewhere? Kino was defiantly minimal, just me holding her hands and playing with her bangles for a few seconds.