Here's some openers I thought of at work seeing chicks in different colors walk in, thinking of how I would open them based on their tops - lemme know if they're good as fall-back/training-wheels or if I should just use them as warm-ups/strike-outs to start the night.
Loose White Top:
"That's a cool top, I have a ghost costume just like it back home - you've probably seen me on 'Ghost Hunters'"
"That's a cool top, you look like Batman - stay right there *body rock* I have my Alfred costume at home!"
"That's a cool top, I have a big-bird costume just like it! Seen any of his later work? Really takes a back seat to grover..."
"That's a cool top, I have a rug just like it at home - I bought it in Persia... and by persia I mean Pier 1"
Blue or Green Top:
"That's a nice top, it matches my eyes, this is destiny. Marry me. We'll honeymoon in Paris and be drunk off of wine and absenth."
Any other color Top:
"That's a cool top, too bad it doesn't match my eyes. We could have had something special. I guess we'll just be friends - I'm Autismus."
Black and White (Striped) Top:
"That's a cool top, whenver I watch football I always root for the refs - clearly you agree... or you just really like chess boards."
Later I was out with a female co-worker last night and she dared me to try this one:
PUA:*grab her attention with pointed body language / puzzled look* "What material is your top made of?"
PUA: "Your top *feel material* what's it made of"
HB:"Uhm... I don't know... cotton?"
PUA:*pensively* "Only cotton or is it a blend?"
HB:"I don't know... maybe polyester..."
PUA: *shaking head* "Are you sure it's cotton? Because it looks like girl-friend material to me." *cocky smile* If ioi > transition into convo, If no IDI > immdeiate high-energy roll-off to talk to wing or other set or other HB