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    Default Elaborated Cheesy Pickup lines

    Hey guys, here's a few elaborate cheesy lines I use in warm-up to blow-myself-out a few times to get over aa

    "Tennessee"

    PUA: *playing on phone, stand in front of target* "You know, your car's getting towed"
    HB: "What!?! How do you know?"
    PUA: "Ha, well it's obviously your car."
    HB: "What? what are you talking about?!"
    PUA: "Your car, with the Tennessee lisence plates - it's getting towed!"
    HB: "I;m from Minnesota."
    PUA: "I think you're from Tennessee"
    HB: "What? I'm not! Why -"
    PUA: "Because you're the only Ten I see."


    Parking Ticket

    PUA: *sits next to target*
    PUA: "I'm sure I've seen you on a windshield."
    HB: "I don't think so."
    PUA: "You were there. Last week when I parked in a reserve spot, you were there when I came out to my car."
    HB: "No, I wasn't."
    PUA: "Oh, no!?? Are you not a parking ticket then? Because you've got FINE written all over you."

    GF Material

    PUA: *reach out and feel the bottom hem of her shirt in a non-creepy way - or just point-and-stop her*
    PUA: "What's that top made of?"
    HB: "What?"
    PUA: "You're top, what material is it made of?"
    HB: "I dunno, cotton??"
    PUA: "I don't think so... is it a blend?"
    HB: "Uhh - maybe polyester...?"
    PUA: "I don't think so... it looks like girlfriend material to me."

    Alphabet

    PUA: "Hey (settle an argument?) is there a C in the word sense?"
    HB: "Dont know/dont care"
    PUA: "Ah, I was never good at spelling. Never really studied the alphabet. Are you a linguits?"
    HB: "No."
    PUA: "Damn, I wish you were a linguist - because then we could change the alphabet and put U and I together."


    With a Wing

    PUA: "Hey, question, question, you're about our age, right? 18 - 25?
    HB: "Yeah."
    PUA: "You like guys, right?"
    HB: "Sure..."
    PUA: "You're attractive, right?"
    HB: "Yes,"
    PUA: "Great, which of the two of us would you rather date?"
    HB: (picks one)
    PUA: "It's a date! Let's get to know eachother first - intro self and wing"
    HB: "niehter."
    PUA: *crest-fallen eyecontact pause* ...let's find you a date! I'll be back!" (let it be a running joke that you keep offering guy after guy to her from the selection in the venue - if she uses "IHaveBF" then switch to her friend.


    Most of these will probably be annoying enough to TRIGGER b1t#h shileds... perhaps bringing them down easier... Mostly for getting over AA without the intent of success (though I guess that's what being in state is all about O.o). Will try tomorow night.
    DTF HB's omw 2 LTR

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    Default Re: Elaborated Cheesy Pickup lines

    Aren't there less obnoxious ways to get over Approach Anxiety? Tyler Durden advices using warm-ups and social approaches to get social momentum going. I've found that I enjoy the interactions that come from warm-up sets. None of these interactions sound the least bit enjoyable. I appreciate you coming on here to get feedback, but I'd be embarrassed to sarge with anyone who tried this.

    Quote Originally Posted by Autismus View Post
    Then she asks a few more odd questions about me, tonight - then says THIS IS MY SISTER AND I'M HER BODY GUARD AGAINST CREEPS LIKE YOU... turns away and engages her sister in conversation.
    Maybe this is why the Bitch Shield is in full force at bar closing time.

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    Default Re: Elaborated Cheesy Pickup lines

    I've tried these a few times now and they work when the PUA is already in a set of HB's - otherwise it's either a guaranteed blow-out (70% of the time) or a lucky shot at a girl who appreciates Direct Game+ironic sense of humor (30% of the time).
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