Hey guys, here's a few elaborate cheesy lines I use in warm-up to blow-myself-out a few times to get over aa
PUA: *playing on phone, stand in front of target* "You know, your car's getting towed"
HB: "What!?! How do you know?"
PUA: "Ha, well it's obviously your car."
HB: "What? what are you talking about?!"
PUA: "Your car, with the Tennessee lisence plates - it's getting towed!"
HB: "I;m from Minnesota."
PUA: "I think you're from Tennessee"
HB: "What? I'm not! Why -"
PUA: "Because you're the only Ten I see."
PUA: *sits next to target*
PUA: "I'm sure I've seen you on a windshield."
HB: "I don't think so."
PUA: "You were there. Last week when I parked in a reserve spot, you were there when I came out to my car."
HB: "No, I wasn't."
PUA: "Oh, no!?? Are you not a parking ticket then? Because you've got FINE written all over you."
PUA: *reach out and feel the bottom hem of her shirt in a non-creepy way - or just point-and-stop her*
PUA: "What's that top made of?"
PUA: "You're top, what material is it made of?"
HB: "I dunno, cotton??"
PUA: "I don't think so... is it a blend?"
HB: "Uhh - maybe polyester...?"
PUA: "I don't think so... it looks like girlfriend material to me."
PUA: "Hey (settle an argument?) is there a C in the word sense?"
HB: "Dont know/dont care"
PUA: "Ah, I was never good at spelling. Never really studied the alphabet. Are you a linguits?"
PUA: "Damn, I wish you were a linguist - because then we could change the alphabet and put U and I together."
With a Wing
PUA: "Hey, question, question, you're about our age, right? 18 - 25?
PUA: "You like guys, right?"
PUA: "You're attractive, right?"
PUA: "Great, which of the two of us would you rather date?"
HB: (picks one)
PUA: "It's a date! Let's get to know eachother first - intro self and wing"
PUA: *crest-fallen eyecontact pause* ...let's find you a date! I'll be back!" (let it be a running joke that you keep offering guy after guy to her from the selection in the venue - if she uses "IHaveBF" then switch to her friend.
Most of these will probably be annoying enough to TRIGGER b1t#h shileds... perhaps bringing them down easier... Mostly for getting over AA without the intent of success (though I guess that's what being in state is all about O.o). Will try tomorow night.