Below is the script. Dont kill me if I am a little off. I stick to girls, I have a little intel on. I am not smooth enough to do cold pick ups.
Originally Posted by STEVEthePIRATE
For girls from HR, I can alomst use this opener word for word. Just drop the gun part... Its all about the third line. If you can get them to laugh and open up just a little you are in. Go for the close. If not, let them go. I normally dont get a number but when they give me their whole name, I can look them up through outlook and follow up with an email.
Depending on how serious the marketing girl looks, I usually joke around about how easy college was or if they get to use markes and draw pictures all day.
Me: Marketing? (Smile)Movie Dialog
Me: You guys had it easy in college. It was all about sitting around in groups and talk about your "Feelings."
Her: Haha - And you?
Me Accounting & Finance
Her: (Some wise crack about accounting)
Me: (Playfully, take offence)
Me: Now you owe me Lunch/Drinks!
MD: You makng a house call?
Girl: Have I seen you professionally?
MD: No, No, No. I know who you are though. Guys have to use their service revolver in the course of duty and they get to come talk to you about their feelings and what not. I know how it goes. Your a mental health professional.
Girl: Yea, I have an appointment on this floor.
MD: Yea... You will have fun. They are all freaking crazy on that floor. I am one more up.
Girl: Oh fancy, are you a staty?
MD: Yea, I am. I am actually ging to law school.
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MD: Well, now you have to buy me dinner.
Girl: Maybe you can shoot someone and have to see me professionally.
MD: I stab someone in a fraking ice pick if it gets me dinner with you.
MD: (Number Close with business card)