My main hobby is saltwater aquariums (don't tell the ladies, got to keep mysterious )
So any way I got to thinking about this amazing opener. I will carry around a book with me about all of the beautiful fish. I would start the opener with
"Excuse me, I'd like to get a woman's perspective of something beautiful."
At which point I take a pause to let her ponder what beautiful thing we could be talking about. I open the book and tell her
" I am looking to get a pair of clownfish for my tank, which do you find more attractive? Maybe the original orange, maybe a pair of blacks, or maybe the pinkish colored ones.... But you can't say those goofy ones over there okay haha?"
Once she gives you her response whatever it maybe you can say something like
"See I knew there was a reason why I should come ask you, I was thinking the same thing" or you might say "See I knew you would be smart, I'm just glad you didn't say get them all hahaha just kidding(smile), but seriously I'm not going to get them all(go completely serious when you say this)." Usually gets a laugh between the two of you.
If opportunity delivers, I will take a seat with her and flip through the book to see what we can find. This opportunity provides a couple of options.
1. You can use negs such as "look at the nose on that fish, it's kind of like yours. haha"
"That fish has a spot like yours (while point to a freckle)"
2. Later on you can use it to complement her. Such as "That fish has really beautiful eyes, kind of similar to yours." or you might try "This fish is really colorful, it seems like it has a nice spirit, If you were fish you'd probably be him hahaha" (here would be a good point, if the conversation is getting boring to switch to horoscopes.)
3. You can develop nicknames later on down the road from this.
When you begin a text with her you might say something like,
"Hey there little fishy, been swimming lately?"
4. Flip through the book frantic!
PUA: I just can't find it anywhere in here
PUA: I want to get a mermaid for my tank that looks like you!
The Aquarium Opener also can provide another benefit.
Have you thought of a first date. Tell her she must help you with your tank, and should come with you to the aquarium store. She'll come, be confident, after all women love pets right.
Alright so your doing your job and she is eating you up. It's time to get her to your place now right? Tell her you need to see this amazing fish you own. In my case I might say, "You want to see something really amazing. I have a pet barracuda named Son of Sam" (My name is Sam, so it just adds to the irony which I point out.) I really do have a barracuda, so that is not a lie. But if your not that into the hobby (helps if you are) you might want to get a betta fish and name him "barri" or for all I care just have a stuffed fishy pillow when she gets to your place. It would do you good to name your fish something masculine. Have you ever seen the most interesting man in the world commercials? Talk yourself up like "I am Sam, tamer of the beast that is barracuda."
Alright you know its that time. You must man up and show her your tank! Feed that sucker!! Show her just exactly how fast your fish can swim! (Do you see what I've done here, I've provided a way to release the sexual tension and get on the joking side.)
You will need keep her around after all, because she isn't done helping you set up your tank. Take your time with your tank.
The last thing you can do to keep her entertained is leave her in suspense.
You might tell her "Hey so I already know what I'm going to put in the tank next..... but you know what I'm going to tell you, I'll just let you guess away what it might be until it gets here. Oh and by the way they are flying it in from indonesia so it might be awhile." Then make a funny face at her.... "Start guessing."
Seeing as how I just recently came up with idea, I have not had the chance to use it yet. But I am very confident in this approach, and cannot wait to Field Test it. I will let you know how it goes.
Anybody have anything else to add? If you use it please let me know how it goes.
Keep chasing your dreams guys