Re: POF opener that seems to get a chuckle and response.
Hahaha I kid you not I had a very similar opener
Me: "You are TOO adorable. I just had to intro myself. Hi I'm BatMan. Ah man...usually I come up with a joke in the first message. Ok quick...strawberry or vanilla?"
Then her response if she does. Pretty good response rate though.
"Hmmm strawberry/vanilla huh....ok I'm getting a reading. Strawberry/vanilla tells me that you are (trait1), (trait2) and....(odd trait)? Man I'm good. Silvia Brown should retire."
It's possible I could've increased my response rate if I used the "cold read" in my first message. Good going.
"All things are subject to interpretation. Whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth."