The other day me and my friend were sarging in the mall. When my wing mark decided to go and hit on HB8.5 working at a kiosk. She's laughing he's staying cool. Then an AMOG working at the same booth jumps into set. I go in to blow up the obstacle.
me: hey wut up man *said to amog hoping to distract him from my guy*
Amog: Nothing much *looks at girl and smiles she smiles back*
me: How'd do you know each other *to get a grasp of logistics*
Amog: I'm her boss and I own her *puts arms possessively around her*
me: well, you should put her on a leash shes been trying to bite me this entire time. *when trying to amog, control direction of the convo. by thread hoping* hey I like your hair, its looks goood. Is it greasy or is that gel *push pull works on amogs as well and this is also me trying to draw him into defending or bragging. Either way this will make him beta in front of the girl*
Amog: Well its-
Me:*cut him off* slick watch as well, where at-how much.
Amog: Macy's it was a fair price. *not good enough for me* *amog puts hand on my shoulder, I put mine on his*
Amog: *turns to HB* Hey I think they like you, you should give them your number *classic technique actually one used by tyler durden. So surprised when he said this.*
Me: Nope just having fun. *changed threads hoping he'd drop it, I personally would have continued on that thread were I in his situation. Saying don't be shy, you should ask her out.* Jezus your like a head taller than me. I hate you, we can't be friends anymore. *push pull and frame control and amog takes hand off my shoulder*
Me: No put your hand back, you should be a massuese
Amog: You like being the bigshot don't you.
Me: I like having fun
Amog: You like being a bigshot, you like being a bigshot *reminded me of tyler durden, the best thing you can do is not to fall into the emotional or situational frame*
Me: *gave him the are you serious look, he started to quiet down instead falling into my frame.*
Amog: Your really funny but I'm funnier *puts arm possessively around girl again, and success he qualified himself to the group making him more beta than me, I controlled the conversation and he even physically tried to pull the girl back to him. This had defeat written all over it*
Me: yeah your a comedian *nail in the coffin*
Amog: *looks at me then group and walks away dejectidely*
Me: What I was being serious about the comedian thing. *won't give me eye contact and leaves the girl alone with my boy*
And thats how you amog and amog. Any questions?