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    thx,man! I'm going out with these tonight

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    thx,man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricky View Post
    opener i used once when i k-closed 8 girls in a night (before I ever knew anything about PUAs)...

    walk over with a mate who's out to pick up too

    me (to a group of HBs): hey have you seen my mate Gary?
    HB: umm i don't know, what does he look like?
    me: he's about *this* tall, dark hair blah blah but make something totally random up about him, like he's wearing no pants or something, while your pal is doing the same

    she'll think for a bit during which you're looking for something to neg/compliment the girl with

    move straight onto the neg/compliment and take things from there

    when you feel it's time to move away, tell your partner in crime they better go find Gary, then return later to carry on your conversation with target, completely ignoring the Gary topic, if they ask, he rang you and was on his way home...

    another one I'm hopefully gonna try this weekend

    me and partner in crime approach group of HBs...

    hey girls, we need a girl's opinion on something, we're going to audition on X-Factor (of American Idol or whatever) and we really wanna get on tv with this, but we're torn on which song to sing, I say "Lets Talk About Sex" but my friend here doesn't think that'll work, he wants to do "Three Times a Lady", but that's surely too corny right?

    then move on to neg the girls etc




    Why to do all the things when its really simple with a audio guide , just listen for one hour and get all this in your mind totally programmed

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    culturedpearls Guest

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabu View Post
    When a girl asks you your name, say ''Do you want to know my real name or my Super Hero name?''

    ...still thinking of what my super hero name could be... lol
    haha... i'm likely to just ask them for their superhero name, it's sure to have them stumped!

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    Quote Originally Posted by culturedpearls View Post
    haha... i'm likely to just ask them for their superhero name, it's sure to have them stumped!
    "they call me captain stands!" her "captain stands?" me "yea you already got him standing"

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    Pinai Guest

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    i'm not sure if you guys can use these but they cracked me up

    "know what, if i were a soccer player, you'd be my goal"

    “Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?"

    “Hi, you got raisins? No? Well, how about a date?"

    “I’m invisible. Can you see me? How about tomorrow night?"

    “Hi, I'm Superman. Can you read my mind?"

    “Kiss me if I’m wrong… but isn't your name (take a guess)?"

    “Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless."

    “Hi, I know I’m a guy but I want to be Alice, coz your body's a Wonderland."



    hope everyone had a great date for VD

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  8. #28
    accuratepsychic46 Guest

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    Quote Originally Posted by HighTower View Post
    WEBBED FEET
    "Hey guys... would you date a guy with webbed feet??"

    "I had a summer job at Y Supermarket and there was this guy I used to work with that had webbed feet. He would always complain that he couln't get a girlfriend. He needed to stuff his shoes with cotton so they would fill up and he would always walk on the tips of his feet. People used to call him 'Twinkle Toes'!"

    They usually ask if it's me or my wing and I just bust out with "Nawwww...I'm DINKY PENIS!"

    WHEEL CHAIR
    Would you date a guy in a wheel chair?

    (blah blah blah) if she says no say What if it was a really cool wheel chair?

    "What if it was a really old wheel chair with a squeaky wheel?"
    "You know with bits falling off it. If it was rusty would it come between you both?"

    If she says yes set it up for who lies more.or
    "What if the guy was suddenly cured by *Jesus*...would you lose interest?"


    WHO LIES MORE
    Hey guys, I need a female opinion. who lies more Guys or Girls??.......... The way I see it girls the tell the small lies like "you're ass doesn't look fat in those pants" but girls. they tell the big ones... like... "Its your baby!"


    Masturbating In The Shower

    YOU: Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?
    HER: No
    YOU: It's true- the other 7% sing
    HER: Oh really?
    YOU: Do you know what they sing?
    HER: No, what?
    YOU: Oh, you must be one of the 93% of girls that masturbates then...
    HER: (Laughs)



    Dog or Cat

    XF: Hey guys let me get your opinion real fast ... What do you prefer cat or dog ?
    HB: Dog
    XF: No way , Dog's sucks Wink (neg) I'm joking I have 5 Laughing ... wait, See the problem is that my little sister/cousin birthday is in one week , she is going to turn 9 years old and I don't know what to buy a cat or a dog , she love both cats and dogs, and the other day at the pet shop... blah blah ( dhv story move to A2 )

    Or some variations I have made of my own opener are :

    What you prefer for a gift a CD or DVD ...

    Which movie you think is better: How too loose a guy in 10 days or the notebook , the thing here is that my sister...

    --------------------------------------------------

    PRIMP OPENER
    First, here is the frame you're using for this opener:
    "You're CUTE... but I'm going to make you a ROCKSTAR!"

    You don't even need to say anything to open, so this works in the loudest clubs.
    You walk up, of course making sure to keep your BL under control. (Shoulders away, etc.) You check her out then make a face like
    you aren't happy with what you see. Then you hold your hands out like you're judging her style. You move in SLOWLY, pick some
    article of clothing (hat, shirt, etc. Best if it's upper body or head) and PRIMP it. Take her hat and TWIST it ever so slightly. Now, back
    away, lean back, look her over, and give her a thumbs up.
    "NOW you're a SUPERSTAR!"
    Continue with push/ pull if you wish... " But wait..." and twist the hat back the other way. If she touches her hat, bust her for messing it
    up.
    Tell her she's allowed to be seen with you now, and promenade her around the club.



    Self Empowering Class Opener

    opener:
    Real quick, you guys think its a good idea to take self empowering classes?

    HB:
    Y/ no / whatever response

    me
    "I got a buddy that just ended a X year long relationship. And was thinking about taking a class. But I'm telling him to just go out meet people and socialize, w/o any pressure of anything else. To just go out and have a good conversation.
    But my roomate SHE thinks that guys meeting girls out in public is hard and next to impossible. She also thinks that classes for empowerment are ironicly lame. Then again she really had no problems attracting people with her job....

    HB:
    What did she do?

    me
    Shes ...get this...brace yourself...an exotic dancer double majoring Business and Psychology. She dances to put herself thru school but I dont know what to make of it. It is her life, Im just glad shes still in school.
    Bet youre in school arent you?
    Hahaha, these are really funny pick-up lines!

  9. #29
    SuWoo Guest

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    my fav line is

    "if you were a pokemon, i'd choose you"

    kinda childish but they always get a good laugh.


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