Hi, I'm Major. I'm relatively new to the Pick Up scene. I recently read the holy grail, The Game- by Style and I have seen a lot of improvements in my game. I was a massive AFC, I lost all my confidence a couple of years ago when the love of my life cheated on me, but now who's laughing? She's got pregnant and I got pussy. Anyway, enough about me, this is my first dhv story that I have come up with.
Once you have established a connection with the target, and you end up talking about what you like doing etc, which always happens, you say:
Well I love adventure, I should tell you about the time I went shark diving in Egypt, its a little bit crazy but I think you can handle it.
So as I said I went shark diving in the red sea in Egypt, Which was real scary, there are tiger sharks and bull sharks 2 of the most dangerous predators in the world and they are all around you.
Now I know your in the cage, but under that water you have never felt so vulnerable in your whole life, really puts things into perspective you know.
So anyway we've finished the dive everything went well, the sharks were so close you could touch them, and I mean they look straight at you, its really cool.
Back in the boat, this Brazilian woman that goes shark diving like every week, shes some kind of shark maniac, a beautiful bronze skin girl named Juliana walks over and says “ I love the rush of being in the water with natures most feared hunter” and im like “sure, its definitely a rush ive never experienced before.” Thinking were making slightly strange chit chat, then she smiles at me and says “so, how much of a man are you? And youll never guess what she wanted to do?"
Let them/her guess for a while.
If they get it wrong, You say “She only wanted to grab a life jacket and do it in the shark infested waters." "To which
i'm like * DO A SHOCK FACE * this girl is crazy!"
If they got the answer right, you can just be like. "right?! Don't you think that's fucking mental?!"
Then they always ask something along the lines of “so did you do it?” Then you can say whatever you want. There interested enough in the story that usually I like to play around making them believe I have or haven't. It just drags the story a little further so you can build comfort before having to change the subject.
So that's my story.
I have been to Egypt and swam in the Red Sea, I like sharks and know a bit about them, but the story is completely made up. I find if i'm going to fake it to make it, its best to know a bit about what your talking about.
I am trying to change my lifestyle so I don't have to tell these porky pies (cockney rhyming slang for lies, for any non Brits reading this) but in the mean time its a small price to pay for what I want Any feedback on this would be great and if anybody is going to use this or does use this I would love to know.