Ever had a girl flip you off? Surprisingly, I've actually had this happen a few times -- and for no reason. I was just standing there minding my own business and I've had girls walk up to me flip me off (they're usually kind of drunk and its the alcohol making the gesture). Do you agree that this is some sort of Sh1t Test? I've come up with some response on how to handle this. Do you guys have any other ideas?
*Girl flips you off*
Response 1: Just wave to her (since she's looking for a more defense response, don't give it to her)
Response 2: "That's so sweet."
Response 3: "Is that you or the alcohol making that gesture?"
Response 4: (jokingly) "You just flipped off a cop." (also may work for me because I go out with a friend who is a state trooper a lot)
Response 5: Ignore her and look at your friend but say loud enough for her to hear "The friendliness of this bar is overwhelming."
Response 6: "You're going to have to do more than that to turn me on."
Let me know what you guys think of these.