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Thread: Hilarious Conversation Starters

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    Default Hilarious Conversation Starters

    The other night I was hanging out with my friends, and all of a sudden he begins ripping out all of these crazy yet hilarious questions. As I was laughing myself off, I realized that if used correctly, these questions could serve as some pretty far out in the blue, ridiculous openers to catch a woman's attention instantly and spark a very long and humorous conversation.

    Here is a list of some that I heard and others that I came up with myself:

    * Do you like air?

    * What are 5 kinds of pickles that you like?

    * Would you rather fight a 4 pound walrus or a 24 pound bear?

    * If you had to use only one of the two for your entire life, would you use the recycling bin or the garbage can?

    * Have you ever been attacked by a woodchuck?

    * If you could, would you ride a velociraptor?

    * If you were an assassin, which Disney princess would you take down?

    * Have you ever listened to a song without even caring what the lyrics were?

    * Are you a gamer girl?

    * Excluding American and Canadian, what kind of bacon do you like?

    * Justin Bieber and Nickleback: who would you rather give a cheeseburger to?

    * What is your favorite terrible TV show?

    * If you found a whale in your house, would you hug it?

    This is just a wild list of stuff I came up with. I haven't field tested it yet, but I suppose these conversations have much potential in them. Just got to have the confidence to pull them off.
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    Default Re: Hilarious Conversation Starters

    some of these are fun, but i don't like the "are you a gamer girl"

    i could see this working though. it comes across very spontaneous and non threatening

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    Default Re: Hilarious Conversation Starters

    Thanks for the feedback!

    Yea, I was a bit sketchy about the gamer girl one too. However, anything, if used in the right context has potential. The gamer girl starter could have the potential to turn into an interesting conversation, or even a neg. It's just a matter of confidence, how you use it, and when you use it.
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    Default Re: Hilarious Conversation Starters

    yeah that's true. If she asks why you can tell her she looks like a nerd. Especially good if it's a really hot girl that's all dressed up

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    Default Re: Hilarious Conversation Starters

    Would you rather fight 20 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

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    Haha...probably wouldn't work on everyone, but good filter questions if you're into quirky girls who would appreciate them.

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    Default Re: Hilarious Conversation Starters

    Quote Originally Posted by dvjackson View Post
    Would you rather fight 20 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?
    You see a question. I see a great routine. I have created the world's fastest personality test using this.. Where did this question come from?

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    Default Re: Hilarious Conversation Starters

    What if they give you a simple Yes, No, or none answer? What could you follow up after?

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    Default Re: Hilarious Conversation Starters

    Quote Originally Posted by mikkiiez View Post
    What if they give you a simple Yes, No, or none answer? What could you follow up after?
    Tell them that it's an invalid answer and that they need to present it Jeopardy style.
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