I'm reading the mystery method. Below is the fighting girl opener from the book.
Mystery:Oh my God. Did you guys see the girl fight outside?
Girls:[Cut them off before they speak.]
Mystery:They were fighting over this guy. I talked to him
afterward.His name was Glen, That's a deal-breaker name. Glen. So they were pulling each other's hair and one of the girls' boobs pops out, Normally I'm all for seeing a ripe one, but this was a "saggy-baggy booby"...you know,from National Geographic. I have some concerns.
First, the fight didn't actually happen. The people in the set may ask each other to confirm if there really was a fight. They may even ask the waiter or waitress standing nearby. Since no one saw the girl fight outside, so they will think you are lying.
Second, don't you think it is rude/impolite/obscene/dirty to mention boobs to strangers in public, especially when a person describes the boob thing in detail?
Third, is it impolite and insensitive to say a girl's boobs "saggy-baggy" in public? The girls in the set may disrespect you because you say bad words behind other girls, especially if a girl in the set has saggy-baggy boobs, she may think you are obnoxious.
Fourth, the people in the set may think, "why does this guy tell us that? What is his purpose? What does he want to do?"
I'd like to hear your comments.