So, I stop at the gas station to grab myself a drink & a little snack. The place is slammed with customers so the checkout line is 10 people deep.
A girl who I would say was at least a SOLID 9.5 (if not a full-blown 10) walks into the store & every dude in the place gets that weird “silent-stalker / too scared to talk” look on their faces.
I notice she’s getting 3 BIG bottles of soda & immediately know what I’m gonna say, just to talk to her while the rest of the clowns are all standing there looking stupid, with drool running out of the corners of their mouths.
So I get in line right behind her & give her a little tap on the shoulder…
She turns around & I say loudly, “Ya know, if you drink all those tonight, by yourself, you’re gonna wet the bed!”
All the guys in the store turn ghost white & look panicked…
SHE busts out in hysterical laughter & tries to tell me they’re not all for her..
I interrupt her & say, “Oh come on, you’re telling me a fib! You can’t fool me.. you’re totally gonna drink all those yourself while you watch one of those new reality shows & eat chips… then you’ll wet the bed & be mad at yourself for being such a glutton…”
The girl is just about in tears laughing so hard, & the rest of the chumps are completely dumbfounded about what just happened.
So, we spend the next couple minutes chatting about silliness & absolutely nothing (AKA- flirting) & then I wish her a lovely afternoon & tell her “be careful with those drinks”.
I wasn’t trying to get her number or anything like that… So I didn’t give a crap about the outcome. I was just being sociable & goofing with her.
That’s why I had zero trouble engaging her in a fun, playful interaction. I was bold & confident & just went in immediately & busted on her a bit.
Seriously, that’s all it takes to “open” a smokin’ hot girl in the daytime.
Stop worrying & over-thinking about what to say… just find something that relates to the current situation & surroundings & let it rip!