I came up with this opener (I'm sure others have come up with something similar) Friday night at a bootcamp I was helping out with and it went suprisingly well. Here it is:
"Ok girls I'll be honest with you, I'm just here because I want to get in your pants..........so what size are they? Think I'd look good in them?"
Its kinda cheezy but it should get a laugh. Don't forget the pause before the punch line because that is what cases the social Tension which in turn creates attraction.
After the opener you can follow with "ok I know that was kinda cheezy (pacing her reality) I just wanted to see if you had a good sense of humor....you pasted the test high five..."
email me up if you wanna sarge in OC/LA