Re: Help with a BFD for her boyfriend being paranoid
Before I go into the tip on what to do next, you need to keep this in mind: you shouldn't run BF Destroyer 24/7. The interaction between you two should be fun and entertaining. Your goal is to figure out her man's weaknesses and embody them in yourself as strengths. For example, he's paranoid about his girl chatting with other guys. You really shouldn't give a damn about who she texts and not. Be relaxed, and let her live her life.
With that said, I would send something along the lines of slight BF Destroyer, but humorous as well. I would say something like this:
"Ruh roh, you know you'll get in trouble for messaging me ya little rascal "
"There is no better than adversity. Every defeat, every heartbreak, every loss, contains its own seed, its own lesson on how to improve your performance the next time." - Malcolm X