So I decided to text this girl "Hey squeak, you'll never guess what just happened.." and an hour later she replied "What?", but now my mind has gone blank on what to say that's funny. I don't want to try and be funny, yet failing with it.
Does anyone have any ideas of something simple to say that could spark a smile/laugh? I'm usually fine with this, but I literally can't think of anything now
I was going to mention something random about leaving my window open on a cold and windy night last night and that now I'm walking like a 90 year old man with a walking stick.. then asking her for a solution to solve my "problem" in a playful way?
But I feel that might be a stupid reply and she might not understand it if I say it the wrong way lol!
What's a simple yet random thing I could reply back with? It doesn't have to be true, just random/humour/interesting
EDIT - That seemed silly so I might go with "Well, I was racing on a horse alongside a giraffe, behind an elephant and in front of a raging lion.. Then I realised you actually had to pay to ride the carousel" just to seem more upbeat so it steers clear of the boring "how are you?" stuff