Re: I offended a girl that I was planning on asking out!
It sounds like you call her that all the time. Not really cool imho but I have called girls that if she says something and I think it would be funny. I agree with marvilo. I would say the other guy that put "I say ho with the utmost respect" is another funny ass thing to say but marvilo has it spot on to me. Id say "Oh I'm sorry. I must have mistaken you or someone with a sense of humor." She might would get even madder but to me a girl blowing a joke out of proportion is a deal breaker. I have use the exact line above to defuse a situation in the past(Ive had it blow up even more a few times too but fvck it. Haha) Just don't apologize for making a joke. Fvck that man. Hope this helps.
Any of you guys in the Dayton Oh area let me know and we will sarge.