Zombie Apocalypse opener
So I was out digging the scene and decide to fool around with a funny opinion opener, now the area was full of lesbians, not overwhelming but obvious and I shot this line at a few of the presumably straight women I ran into:
"You don't have anything against lesbians do you?"
"I ask because if there was a zombie apocalypse do you think the lesbians would only eat women?
Now this has gotten me many laughs, and a few side stares, I have yet to find that one who's offended which Im sure is evident. Its actually proven quite good for transitioning as well because a debate always ensues, they have all had some type of comment. This isn't a usual opener of mine but its playful, funny, and takes the edge off of an awkward social situation. Tell me what you guys think.
You can't miss something you've never had, but I can be sure she will regret her opportunity...
Better known as Debauchivalrious...