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Thread: Zombie Apocalypse opener

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    Exclamation Zombie Apocalypse opener

    So I was out digging the scene and decide to fool around with a funny opinion opener, now the area was full of lesbians, not overwhelming but obvious and I shot this line at a few of the presumably straight women I ran into:

    "You don't have anything against lesbians do you?"
    "I ask because if there was a zombie apocalypse do you think the lesbians would only eat women?

    Now this has gotten me many laughs, and a few side stares, I have yet to find that one who's offended which Im sure is evident. Its actually proven quite good for transitioning as well because a debate always ensues, they have all had some type of comment. This isn't a usual opener of mine but its playful, funny, and takes the edge off of an awkward social situation. Tell me what you guys think.
    You can't miss something you've never had, but I can be sure she will regret her opportunity...

    Better known as Debauchivalrious...

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    Default Re: Zombie Apocalypse opener

    Love it! Just added it to my repertoire immediately. I can see this working well in large groups, and you needing to enter into that group and grab everyone's attention.

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    Default Re: Zombie Apocalypse opener

    That's pretty damn funny. I'm going to alter it a bit and put it to use.

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    Default Re: Zombie Apocalypse opener

    Thats what's up fellas. Kino, I wont lie that 4 kisses routine is official, the best closer I've seen thus far man, I'm tracking...
    You can't miss something you've never had, but I can be sure she will regret her opportunity...

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    Default Re: Zombie Apocalypse opener

    I'm definitely trying this tonight, I'm going to a Halloween party so there's bound to be some HB's dressed as zombies.

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    Default Re: Zombie Apocalypse opener

    I never even considered that, perfect Halloween opener. that's what's up.
    You can't miss something you've never had, but I can be sure she will regret her opportunity...

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    Default Re: Zombie Apocalypse opener

    After she qualifies herself sufficiently you can be like "Awesome, you are so on my end of the world team!...Let's grab a drink to celebrate."
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    Default Re: Zombie Apocalypse opener

    This is golden. Definitely going to Field Test this out this week.

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    Default Re: Zombie Apocalypse opener

    thats a funny one, i'll have to use that


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