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Thread: My Litte Secret

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    Risque Guest

    Default My Litte Secret

    Ok, so I'm not 100% sure if this is actually a secret or not, but in the Midwest it isn't that known. Now this isn't a pickup line, or a routine, but rather where I've had the best success (at minimum a number every time I go).

    The secret: Gay Clubs. I know what you're thinking "HAHA. This guy cannot be serious!" But hear me out. Straight girls go to gay clubs so that they are not hit on... The thing is, is that once she is at the club SHE WANTS TO BE PICKED UP. Now, gay guys have very attractive friends, so this generally cuts down on the amount of non-attractive girls there. Not to mention there isn't alot of competition around.

    The negatives: the gay clubs that I've been to are dance clubs, so you'll have to learn to dance. But if you aren't being serious and look like you're having a good time, this is always good for a laugh and they are generally cool with teaching you how to dance. Also, you will most likely be hit on by a few guys. Take this as a compliment as you are (obviously) attractive.

    Once there, almost all of the same guidelines apply. And if you're ever in the Dayton, OH area send me a message. Have fun and let me know how it goes.

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    slasherguy Guest

    Default Re: My Litte Secret

    Is there any danger if you go to gay clubs and hang out with girls, most of them will think you are gay? I mean, they may entertain you and eat up the bait(opening lines) but at the back of their minds, "it's okay, he's gay?" Although, I find it very interesting. For sure it would be a challenge for us guys.

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    Instinct Guest

    Default Re: My Litte Secret

    ^^ I've done this, and my lines have always been "If i wasnt gay, well, have you ever heard someone say I would eat your p*ssy dry?, you would never be dry with me...but Im gay, SORRY!" or "If you were a dude, I would fark your lips so hard!, , but so soft.....but your a girl, nasty!" and I just say the crudest most farked up stuff, but preface with "If you were a man" or "If I wasnt gay" and then pause, and end with "but your a girl, nasty!" or "but im gay.." and then like 10 minutes later, maybe 15 minutes I just start laughing at them "HAHAH you are such a dork!!" "Hahaha your a real sucker" And then shes like what? and I say "I'm not gay you dork!". I have always gotten away with it.



    edit: I do this at straight clubs too

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    Risque Guest

    Default Re: My Litte Secret

    There is a risk as to whether or not they think you are gay (depending on how you are dressed). The key is not to go in dressed like a "straight guy." The good thing about them thinking you are gay is that is lowers the b*tch shield considerably (because you're obviously not trying to hit on them). Now the key is to casually drop in "If I weren't straight..." or any other line that will subtly say that you are straight. Usually after this the straight girl you are after will say "Oh my god! Are you serious!?! I love you!" and give you a big hug and hang on to you for the rest of the night. I say "straight girl" because, it being a gay club, there will be some lesbians, and bi chicks as well. You have a 0.00001% chance with lesbians... I've tried. Doesn't work. Bi chicks you have fantastic odds (and the odds for a 3-some shoot through the roof too). The only thing is, I haven't found too many bi chicks.

    Now, how do you know if they are straight or a lesbian or bi? Some lesbians you will know immediately... others you won't. I call this the "shoe test." Look at her shoes and pants. If she is wearing tennis shoes/guy shoes/ boots or baggy jeans, 99% chance she's a lesbian. If she's wearing heals, flip flops, girly shoes or a dress she's 99% straight. There is a small chance she's a "lipstick lesbian" (girls that look "straight but aren't) but these girls generally are with their partner. Bi girls will generally be somewhere in between both of these.

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    Instinct Guest

    Default Re: My Litte Secret

    Quote Originally Posted by Risque View Post

    Now, how do you know if they are straight or a lesbian or bi? Some lesbians you will know immediately... others you won't. I call this the "shoe test." Look at her shoes and pants. If she is wearing tennis shoes/guy shoes/ boots or baggy jeans, 99% chance she's a lesbian. If she's wearing heals, flip flops, girly shoes or a dress she's 99% straight. There is a small chance she's a "lipstick lesbian" (girls that look "straight but aren't) but these girls generally are with their partner. Bi girls will generally be somewhere in between both of these.

    I like that, reps ++

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    Nubbi Guest

    Default Re: My Litte Secret

    Excuse the question but... how do you deal with gay guys hitting on you though? It's not that am homophobic but I don't think i've had enough experience being chill when a gay guy hits on me. Still got all these preconceived notions, thanks mostly to Will and Grace (or should I say, Jack?)

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    culturedpearls Guest

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    Haha, dude. So right on with the "Straight girls go to gay clubs so that they are not hit on... The thing is, is that once she is at the club SHE WANTS TO BE PICKED UP". I've tried this only once though when I went with a friend and her cousin. One girl kept wondering aloud whether am gay or not and I kept confusing her and ended up with, "Here, let me kiss you and you decide if I'm gay or not."

    She decided I wasn't. And later on it was sweet that she was bi-curious. Haha.

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    Instinct Guest

    Default Re: My Litte Secret

    ^^ Be complimented, and ask him to help you pick up chics. Gay guys love game.

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    Risque Guest

    Default Re: My Litte Secret

    Being cool with getting hit on takes a little bit of time to get used to. I have a friend that still isn't used to it. If a gay guy comes on to you I generally just say "thanks, but I'm straight." he'll usually just say ok and walk off but sometimes he'll introduce you to his straight girl friend... Perfect opener and you're already approved by the friends. Just don't be rude, and don't be thrown off when your a$$/crotch/bicept gets grabbed. I personally take it as a compliment and keep walking.

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    Nubbi Guest

    Default Re: My Litte Secret

    They grab your crotch? Yikes, man. Scary! Haha.

    I've got another question though. Don't gays get defensive or I don't know, resentful, that you're not for their picking but are there for their girl friends instead? I mean, surely they have enough competition over men outside? Won't that affect your game?


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