I thought of this line while at the liquor store, but executed it outside my apartment building.
I was walking up the stairs with a load of laundry and I saw a neighbor I have never seen before (with a 30 pack of Miller Light on the ground) fumbling with her keys to unlock the door. I opened the door for her and asked her
Do you need any help?
She said No thank you, I can carry it myself. (I totally appealed to her I am an independent woman I can do things myself nerve)
I responded with I don't want to carry it, I want to help you drink it.
She laughed and I continued the conversation for another 20 seconds and she invited me to stop by later to join her and her friends to help drink the beer. I did stop by and I welcomed her to the building.