The majority of bars around here are filled with young girls. Young as in 19-22 year old college girls. I am 30. (look about 28) After going through this long relationship of 6 years i am back on the bar scene, but have this paranoia of being the old creep. I stick to pubs and bars with an older demographic. If my friends drag me out to a younger bar I wont even talk to a women unless she looks 25 or older. My friends figure i think to much and that a lot of these girls just secretly want to get laid, and they are probably right. Luckily i am a perfectionist, but struggle to get the ball rolling. Bad aa
How do i nonchalantly approach one of the many drunk, horny college girls without fearing the "omg you are old enough to be my dad" comment? (partly where the AA comes from) I'm not targeting that age, but they make up a large percentage of the bar. Why the hell not? I'm single, so the hell with it. All of my married friends could only dream of a chance like that.
How about this plan. Take a few older girls dancing (country bar) and dance the shit out of them. (all the city college chicks cream their panties watching because none of them can country dance)
Then go to grab a drink and look over at one of them...
Hey I saw you earlier, you're a pretty good dancer, why can't you be like 5 years older?
That outfit is amazing, why cant you be like 5 years older?
I'm hoping she will say "but-but-but" a little confused and try to get me to ask her to dance.
Then i will say "nah you young girls are trouble, Ive heard the stories" and shake my head in disgust. (grinning)
Or if she replys with "why how old are you?" i can say "old enough to know that you're bad news" (grinning)
Hoping that will rustle some feathers.
FYI - If i just straight up ask her to dance, she will blow me off. Young girls thrive on that shit. Especially with friends around. Hence, why i stick to my age range.