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Thread: What's the funniest Street Opener you've ever heard?

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    Default What's the funniest Street Opener you've ever heard?

    Just taking a quick mid-term study break. Like the title says, what is the funniest street opener (day game) you've ever heard. It can be effective or just terrible. Go!

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    Default Re: What's the funniest Street Opener you've ever heard?

    Here is one I heard about from a guy who was learning pickup and blanked out on his first cold approach.

    "So, um, you're a girl, huh?"

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    Default Re: What's the funniest Street Opener you've ever heard?

    LOL!
    That could actually be brilliant!

    It would definitely catch her off guard & get her attention. As long as you were confident & started flirting right away, that could be golden!


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    Default Re: What's the funniest Street Opener you've ever heard?

    Hahaha. Im going to try this sometime when im in flow. The responses will be funny.

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    Default Re: What's the funniest Street Opener you've ever heard?

    MY funniest moment was when I tried out the "Dog crap opener" I came up with.

    I messed it up bad, but it worked out very well anyway. LOL


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    Default Re: What's the funniest Street Opener you've ever heard?

    Quote Originally Posted by I.M.Mortal View Post
    Here is one I heard about from a guy who was learning pickup and blanked out on his first cold approach.

    "So, um, you're a girl, huh?"
    Lol.. In the right scenario this would be full on magical. I'm stealing it!

    *runs and hides*

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    Default Re: What's the funniest Street Opener you've ever heard?

    Hahaha. Im going to try this sometime when im in flow. The responses will be funny.

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    Default Re: What's the funniest Street Opener you've ever heard?

    Oops I didn't mean to post the same comment twice. Is there a way I can delete it?

    Also TMal, what is your dog crap opener :P

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    Default Re: What's the funniest Street Opener you've ever heard?

    "I have a tiny penis and no money. I'm XY" - never tried it, but I can imagine it's a good way top get in God mode.

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    Default Re: What's the funniest Street Opener you've ever heard?

    Quote Originally Posted by surferdude View Post
    Oops I didn't mean to post the same comment twice. Is there a way I can delete it?

    Also TMal, what is your dog crap opener :P
    The Dog Crap Opener was SUPPOSED TO go like this:

    "WOW! You must be the luckiest woman in town today! Because you ALMOST stepped in a pile of dog crap back there!!"

    I guarantee she's gonna be shocked & surprised & turn around to look...

    Then, before she can say anything in reply, you tell her: "Oh wait... my bad. It was just a leaf. But from here it looked a lot more grotesque.."

    But when I tried it, I blanked out a bit... And I broke out laughing because I botched it.

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