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    djAndarial Guest

    Default Dirty little trick

    Please toss to appropriate forum section I was unsure.

    I thought this was funny so I am posting it up here as well.





    One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

    Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

    I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

    So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

    "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

    She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

    Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

    The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

    We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

    I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
    dear, let's go to the cashier."

    I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

    I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

    And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

    Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

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    Default Re: Dirty little trick

    hahaha

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    Default Re: Dirty little trick

    That's what I said when I saw it... I could not stop laughing LOL

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    That's the funniest joke I have hard in a long time. Reps!

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    djAndarial Guest

    Default Re: Dirty little trick

    I thought the same too funny...

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    fucking brilliant lol

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    Default Re: Dirty little trick

    great,man

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    Default Re: Dirty little trick

    hhahahahahahahhahaha hahahah LMFAO. oh my god that was fucking amazing. im going to copy that just cause it would be so fucking fun hahahahahahaha
    I live in my reality and you’re a guest

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    mscott95 Guest

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    soooooooooooo jokes if thats true

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    ahahhaha


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