Texting my ex, I accidentally said I love eating meat. Haha. I meant to say I know you love eating meat. Lol crash and burn! I don't care I still thought it was funny, but how do I recover?
Me: I realized why you think I look skinnier now.
Me: You may not know, but I was vegetarian for 17 years. Lived off carbs. This year I started eating like a carnivore again, craving feathery turkeys and chickens. Lol
Her: Lol not I didn't know! That's funny
Me: Yeah I liked animals when I was little, and didn't want to eat them. Lol fawk that now.
Her: Lol right! Hahaha
Me: You know I like eating meat!
Her: Lol that's your business buddy.
Me: Lol I can't make those jokes with you any more.
Her: Lol yeah...
Me: aww you're no fun!
Her: Lol you said it!
Me: I was just talking about food. Idk where your mind went missy.
Her: Lol you know.... Lol