I came up with this routine the same way I do others: from real life experience.
I was at a cafe/library studying. Then my girl friend, HB 6, comes over says hi how are you?.... The usual Fluff talk. Then she said I'm going to the cafe part to work on a project with my friends. After I'm finished studying, I realize that after a long study session I want to approach a girl. I didn't care how hot she was, how old, blond, brunette red head... I just knew I was in the mood for female companionship, the sort of female companionship that gives you IOI's, seeks your approval and touches you. So I get up and go see my friend hoping she has another girl friend with her. I see her with an HB 8. As I approach their table I hear her say "I don't know, I'm afraid".
Xavier: What are you afraid of ?
Friend: That's Xavier he's my friend from German class
HB 8: We're taking the GMAT and I'm afraid I won't do so well
Xavier: Haven't you studied enough ?
HB 8: Yeah I did
Xavier: So there is no reason to be scared, just do your best
Friend: It's easy for you to say, you don't have to take it
Xavier: I'm pretty sure I've taken tests before dear, and I'm pretty sure you have too so think of it as another test. I don't get you women and your emotions .
Dear all, I only meant this as a joke, I am not a sexist, but after you see what happens next, it is understandable you would want to be .
HB 8: That was a sexist comment
Xavier: What was ?
HB 8: The fact that we're more emotional and afraid of a test because we're women
This was a golden opportunity to challenge and get the interest going so I took it.
Xavier: That is true, generally women are more emotional than men
Friend: Your such an asshole do you know that ?
Xavier: Awww I like our friendship too, but seriously as you may or may not know there are receptors in the brain that catch body language and shit like that. Tests show women have
22 ... men have 7. Don't you think that means anything ?
HB 8: That doesn't mean that we can't do the things you do.
Xavier: I never said you couldn't I just said we're different, in my own asshole way - while I pinch my friend's shoulder.
I never considered that before I never thought I was a sexist, I just thought that being a sexist meant that you think you have the right to disrespect women just because you are a man, and I never did that.
I'm going to spare you the rest of the conversation and tell you I added her on FB and we've been talking on a regular basis. I'm gonna ask her out in a couple of days.
The opener is :
Hi ! Did you know I'm a sexist ... and follow up with the story. It's worked well for me. Hope it does for you. Just remember to stand by the fact that men and women are different and that they act differently in the midst of the conversation you can throw in stories about your experiences with women and dhv yourself by stressing the fact that you respect women and you think it's unfair they get paid less, aren't respected...
It will work for you as it has for me !