I'm very tall, and have a thick, nicely groomed beard. Women love it. I have developed an opener with it that screens women, as well as gets them talking. I approached several sets with this:
Me: Hey girls! I need you to tell me something...need opinion blah blah
Girls: Oh yeah? Whats that?
Me: I'm standing in my best buddy's wedding this summer, but the Bride wants me to shave my beard..you know for the wedding pictures and all that shit...what should I do??
Girls: Shave it!/Keep it!
I always hope for Keep it! That tells me right away that they are physically attracted to a man with a beard (bonus). In which case I say:
Me: Yeah!? You think?? Yeah fuck that bridezilla! Why do women have to be so controlling? A man's gonna do what a man's gonna do! (Asserting control here)
If attracted, women will usually qualify themselves immediately as being non-controlling at this point. A point I mean to hold them to.
Me: (to the target) I bet you're the bridezilla of this group huh?! (Usually accompanied by a playful push or punch)
Girls: Shave it!
Me: WTF!? All you women are the same! Trying to change a man right away? Hold on, let me pick out something on you that I would change.
Point a a flaw in a very playful way
Then go right back to calling the target the bridezilla of the group...
What do you think?