still a newbie here and need help - so i keep teasing this one girl via text and i have no comeback for this:
me: you're such a dork. i know what to get you for your bday. i'm gonna get you one of those hats with a propeller on it (i used one of the lines i've read here i think...)
her: i would never wear that lol. in fact, i'm gonna chew on some gum and stick it in your hair for the crappy birthday gift :P
lol, that caught me off guard. any suggestions?