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Thread: shit test cheat sheat

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    Default shit test cheat sheat

    These are some of the one-liners I just came up and I'm sharing them with you in case you ever get lost when getting shit-tested in situations like this:

    *she asks you to buy a drink*
    -If I bought every girl with a pretty face a drink, I'd be broke, if you want a drink you gotta tell me, what makes you so special?


    *comments negatively on your wardrobe/haircut*
    -Wow, I've never seen a pretty girl with such shitty taste


    *you're dancing and she says your moves are terrible*
    -well atleast I'm a good kisser, I'm not yet sure if I can say the same about you *lean in for the kiss* (Note if you sense there's not enough attraction built yet, don't do it unless ofcourse you give 0 farks)
    -oh I'm good, I just didn't want to make you look bad, you need to step up your game

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    Default Re: shit test cheat sheat

    Great post, i will use this in field

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    Default Re: shit test cheat sheat

    here's a better strategy that works for any shit test, always agree!

    get used to using the phrase
    "yes but..."

    she asks you to buy her a drink: "yes, but first you have to buy me a bottle"

    she tells you to get lost: "yes, but first you have to blind fold me and spin me in circles so I won't know where I'm at"

    she tells you she has a boyfriend: "yes, but he's not here right now"

    she tells you you're a liar: "yes, but you don't want to hear the truth anyways"

    she tells you you're cologne stinks: "yes, but the hobo who gave it to me was such a kind fellow"

    she tells you she doesn't want to fuck you: "yes, but you will suck my d!ck?"

    she tells you she's not into bdsm: "yes, but my handcuffs are soft and fuzzy"

    you can come up with infinite possibilities using this simple format. the main idea being that you always agree to keep yourself from becoming defensive. because lets be honest here, people who get defensive are usually whiny little b!tches.

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    Default Re: shit test cheat sheat

    I do the same thing as Meteora

    she tells you you're a liar: "I am a liar. A really big one. Why are you talking to me? (big smile)

    she tells you your cologne stinks: "You're right, it smells terrible. You should probably stand further away from me. (Big smile)

    This one is my favorite! she tells you she doesn't want to fuck you: That's good. I don't want to have sex either. Let's take things slow.

    She tells you you're an asshole: You're right! A really big brown one. Why do you hang out with me?

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    Default Re: shit test cheat sheat

    Yeah, that's the whole point of not reacting negatively, I like to exaggerate their shit tests also
    -you're such an asshole
    -oh dear, you have no idea..
    Not a lot of guys can think of stuff on the spot, especially if the girl makes a very painful comment about him, he has a harder time playing it off as a shit-test, because he's affected. I've seen this with my own very eyes lots of times, and this occurred to me in my AFC days - that even though I played it off nicely verbally, my facial expressions weren't congruent with my words, but nicely put meteora & direct


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