Your hair looks shiny, is it a wig? Oh well it looks nice anyway
Thats lovely long hair, are they extensions?
I think your hair would look better up (or down)
Nice nails. Are they acrylic. Oh, well they look good anyway.
Awww, how cute, your nose wiggles when you laugh. look there it goes again!
Is that your natural hair color?
<yes> well its not bad
<no> So you changed it to that?
I like your look, lot's of girls have beauty but you seem like you have character.
Has anyone ever told you that you have U shaped teeth.
Well at least you have a nice bod.
You are nearly as tall as me. I like tall girls. Are those heels 3 or 4 inches?
You have an interesting figure.
Did you drink too much last night?
I think I like your left eye best...
Your eyeliner has run a bit
Uhm. Did you know your palms are kinda sweaty.
You have some lint on your shirt...
Did you wear that same outfit last night?
I like that skirt, remember how popular they were last year?
Those shoes look really comfortable, are they?
Hello? Uhm Im talking, wait your turn.
Uhm, you know that it's way too early in our relationship for you to touch me like that.
Does she have an off button?
I bet that you were you a pretty big dork in school
And THAT is exactly why we won't be able to own nice things (if she does something clutzy).
You kind of remind me of my crazy x-girlfriend.