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    Default Worst openers you know

    Hey guy,

    I thought it would be funny if we shared our absolute worst opening lines. Here's mine:

    Me: Do you have an STD?
    Her: No
    Me: Do you want one?

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    Default Re: Worst openers you know

    lol omg im going to try that one drunk as a joke. that would be so funny. haha and then play it off as a joke.
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    Default Re: Worst openers you know

    i heard one tonight that made me frown. the guy says: do you have a BF? she says yes, he said: i have a bf too.

    i look at my wing and we are like WTF? then we started laughing.

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    Default Re: Worst openers you know

    Yeah, that is pretty lame.

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    Default Re: Worst openers you know

    u forgot the worst one since the invention of the wheel: "whats u're sign?.... if she responds and i mean if the guy would just say my horoscope said i'de meet a... today" seriously what r those guys thinking?! the STD one is funny thow :P

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    Default Re: Worst openers you know

    did you fall from heaven? cuz your face is pretty fucked up man get that looked at.

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    Default Re: Worst openers you know

    People actually use those?

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    Default Re: Worst openers you know

    The falling from heaven one is mean but i think said in a proper tone could pass as a tease for an HB 10

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    Default Re: Worst openers you know

    There are no bad openers. Only bad deliveries and/or inappropriate timing.
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    Default Re: Worst openers you know

    "You look like a prissy bitch" <-worked
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