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    Default THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS OF A PUA

    1-Thou shall always be talking to a minimum of 3-5 girls. Talking to only 1 shall result
    in the terminal diease called ONE-ITIS! This diease is always fatal and
    because it is so severe, it has 2 stages.

    Common symptom of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:

    -thinking she's so much different from any girl you've met.
    -thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
    -thinking she is very innocent and moral.


    Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:

    -calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
    -staying on the phone for 1-2 hours when she calls you.
    -analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Beth in the hall today,
    she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
    -completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
    -asking anyone and everyone for advice and to analyze her actions.
    -when asking for advice, you explain EVERY LITTLE FUKIN' DETAIL about what she was
    wearing and how she smiled at you at 1:00pm so the listener can "understand completely."
    -thinking your different from the 1,0000000000000 other "good guy friends" she has.

    2-Thou shall not throw away any opportunity to practice your gaming skills.

    I don't care if you have to practice on 13 year olds, grandma's, hookers etc.
    As long as they are female, sharpen your PUA skills to perfection.

    3-Thou shall use girls to get other girls.

    Always take girls with you when you go out, because once other girls see you they'll
    become intrigued and want to find out what all the fuss is about.

    4-Thou shall not choose one girl over another.

    If more than one girl wants you, don't choose. Bang both of them until one leaves.
    That way you get the best of both world's

    5-Finally, Thou shall read all pages on this thread, so civilian does not have
    to fukin' repeat himself over and over and over.
    DISCLAIMER: All things said/suggested by "civilian" are strictly for entertainment and general information purposes only and does not constitute professional advice. I accept no Liability for such comments or suggestions whatsoever.

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    Default Re: THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS OF A PUA

    LOL, this is sooooo true

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    Default Re: THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS OF A PUA

    amazing post, not to sure about practicing pu on a 13 year old though
    "Give her the gift of missing you" david d

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    Default Re: THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS OF A PUA

    haha classic!!!


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