I was reading these posts and alot of guys have it all wrong. Here are some things about picking up a stripper that u need to know and things not to say...
Dancer: "Would u like a dance?"
Guy: "How about I dance for you?"
DO NOT EVER use the line about wanting you to dance for us. (No offense to the author of another post) We hear it 20 times a night and it is not cute or original. We just laugh at it because we are professional bullshit artists and need to make you feel good so you'll buy lap dances. If a girl approaches you and asks for a dance and you dont want one..dont try to be funny and say "Im gay and this is my boyfriend" and point to the guy you're with. Just be respectful and decline and nobody will think you're a total douche. Always avoid the "Id rather spend the money taking you out for dinner" excuse. My landlord wont take food as payment and neither do I. We work for cash not Mcdonalds. A dance is usually around 20-30 dollars. The price of dinner and enough drinks to hook up with a tool that uses that line could cost hundreds... maybe thousands of dollars..lol. That line sounds exactly like "I dont have twenty dollars, I used a free pass to get in and came for a free show because girls refuse to get naked in my moms basement that I tell people is an apartment." Im not trying to offend people who live in their moms basement. You're reading this because you want to hook up with a dancer not scare them away and Im just trying to help. Better yet, if you really want to buy me dinner bring it to the club and ill be happy to eat with you in the champagne room. Dont say "I dont have to pay to see naked girls." You obviously do, if you're in a stripclub and not there for a bachelor party. Do not try to tell me that you "like me to much" to get a dance and "dont want to disrespect me" because by wasting my time that is exactly what youre doing. Avoid sayings like "You are better than this" because what does that make you if you're hanging out there? You basically are saying that Im too good for you and no girl wants a guy with no self confidence. This one kills me...."I only came here to eat." The buffet is not that good and that is not why u came. Dont brag about money or possessions because the gentlemen who have money and spend it on us never talk about how much money they have. Dont ask for freebees and especially dont ask for sex or extras. Unless you are gonna come in and spend money on us for our birthday, dont ask for free dances on yours. Honestly, asking a dancer to do something for free really is ignorant because we usually have to give the club a cut out of every dance on top of paying the dj, house mom, bouncers and or management a percentage of our earnings. Your 2 free dances will not only set me back 60 but then I owe the club 20 of it. Plus since most clubs keep track of how many dances you do and know how much you made, you have to tip out accordingly. You are in a Strip Club and that is a major strike in itself when wanting to pick up a dancer.
The best way to score would be to go on a slow shift. Buy her a drink, and talk for a few minutes asking her lots of questions about herself. Avoid sex talk although she may turn the conversation that way to get u turned on and u need to get her out of stripper mode. You have to get a lap dance without seeming like a customer-Buy a lap dance and say you'll get another in a little bit. Make sure you mention beforehand that you dont hang out in strip clubs and its not your thing, but had to get a dance from her because she has such a great personality or so funny. When u dont comment on her looks then she will wonder and hope u think shes pretty then you become a challenge. (dont know why we think like that) Dont say its because of her breasts or ass because we hear that all night and the biggest thing you want to avoid is being another loser that has no respect for women. Make sure you dont do all your dances at once because if you run out of money she'll know and be gone before you get your chance to show her how awesome are are. Sorry but the girl is there to work and thats gonna be her priority.You have to make the girl want to hang out with you without you paying her eventually. VERY IMPORTANT.. After you do the initial dance encourage her go make money from the other guys and tell her that when she gets done, come back for another drink and dance. U might not want her to leave but this always works and earns alot of brownie points.. Not only do we feel that u understand the game which is important if u date a stripper, It shows you are not like our crazy jealous ex boyfriend and obsessed stalker customers that most of us have encountered. Also we hate when guys try to waste our time so if u want to hook up with a dancer you gotta understand that we are there to make money. (The club I worked at cost 100 bucks a shift to work so you have to understand that your three dances leaves me -40.) If its dead we obviously will stay and sit. If we go and dance with another customer, we will be back as soon as were done. There are no magic pickup lines that will make a stripper or dancer like you. Basically it boils down to the saying you cant play a player. We know all the tricks to getting what we want from guys and make alot of money doing it. We sell a fantasy for a high price and in reality get paid for doing nothing but making a man feel good. ( Im not talking about sexually, the clubs I have worked at have always been upscale and did not give extras, and would get fired if caught) We have to put on a fake personality, fake name, fake ego in order deal with the rude customers. If you separate yourself from them we can let our guard down and come out of hustle mode. The acting part of the job is emotionally exhausting and when we feel like we dont have to act around you its very comforting. Also at first a girl will probably we reluctant to give you her number so just ask for an email. If she likes you, she'll offer her number once you build up her trust. It might take a few visits to get her but if its meant to happen this is the best way to go about it. Alot of girls dont date customers and as soon as u walk thru that door u become one whether u spend 1 dollar or 1000. If thats the girl youre trying to score youre probably SOL. I know from experience. Sorry if anything sounded bitchy or mean, it wasnt meant to come out that way. Just being honest and Im one of the nicer ones
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