get a white shirt and a black marker and write spiderman on the front and back.
girls say thats not a very good spiderman costume.
and i respond by pretending to jack off and then spray spiderwebbing that i have up rolled up in my hand all over their toes or other part of their body.
its kind of crude but i think it will work, cuz ive met multiple girls who love the term spider web! they think its hilarious. plus its easy, cheap, creative, and funny. also, i think it might create attn because people will be like wtf kind of spiderman costume is that.
or maybe it would be better to write SpiderWebMan on the shirt, what do you guys think?
other good ideas?
p.s. if you plan on using this idea and you live in san diego let me know where you are partying so i can stay away lol