Re: Hot neighbours
A couple of years ago, I went to an unfamiliar city to visit a friend. My friend's house was in a neighborhood where all the houses were exactly the same. His next door neighbors were three very attractive young women. I talked to them briefly before my friend and I hit the bars. They told me they were under the legal drinking age and weren't going to the bars, but were just going to stay in. It was a schoolnight, after all.
At the bars, I got seperated from my friend. Got completely inebriated and lost. After a couple of hours, I tried to find his house. I got there and the door was locked. I banged on the door and called my friend over and over. Eventually, I got pissed off and kicked the door several times until the door broke and I could get in.
I turned on the light to find three very angry, attractive females. They assisted me to my friend's house. We found the door unlcoked and a blanket and pillow on the couch waiting for me. In case I hadn't completely blown my chances with all three of them, I became sick and began projectile vomiting on the living room floor.
The landlord thought it was hilarious and made me buy a new door and the materials to fix the door frame. My friend got laid out of it when he went over and apologized for my behavior.
I have failed more than most men have tried.
Every woman you pass up is a woman you will never have.