I got this idea from a Deangelo video I saw awhile back where he had guys compete for the biggest AFC story. Basically, whoever had the neediest, dorkiest, most cringing story, won a prize. Well, I don't have a prize, but I love sharing AFC stories, they're hilarious.
Anyway, here goes mine:
This one was back in the day, I was still in high school, and I I fell in love with my friend's sister who was 3 years older than me, and she actually really liked me back. Really my first college girl. Anyway, I won her over because she was my friend's sister and never once thought of anything sexual or anything, so all I did was pick on her. She thought I was fun, and added me on MSN, where I flirted with her all day every day. My friend didn't really like it. Anyway, I totally fell for her, and started telling her how much I loved her.
Things kept going downhill. I went from having this girl send me letters in the mail, to having her tell me "find someone else" and ripping my heart out about how immature I was. I still kept telling her how much I loved her, made her stupid pictures, sent her love letters, I may have written poetry but I was AFCing so much it was just a Blur. I totally sent her running, and to get her back, I decided that if I was not going to be alone forever, I had to send her one last email that would win her back.
My email was all about how I could make great lasagna, how I could speak French (I could never speak French), how we were soulmates and how I dreamed about the same things she did (which was lies). She was a weirdo (I think she wound up becoming a Stripper or something... and she was always extremely suicidal) who wanted to be a cat really bad, so I told her in my email that I TOO dreamed of being a cat. It was epic gayness, totally embarrassing. In fact, if you read it, you would probably think "that guy has no hope, we might as well kill him off," but I reformed.
Long story short, she kinda blocked me from everything and her bro wound up hating me. I would sit in bed and cry, especially at night, for about 3 months. I felt awful for 3 months and prayed to God that he would just cut my arm off instead and give her back to me. That was 7 years ago now, but it's my AFC story. I have others (such as the time I lied to my dad that some girl who gave me her phone number to work on a school project were were FORCED to work on together, gave it to me because she wanted to date me), but I think this one stands out as my worst.
If you have a funny one to share, post below!