Ok guys, I have GOT to have some help with some openers! like ive said before, Im a bouncer in a bar where there are hot chicks EVERYWHERE, but I feel so paralyzed cause I cant think of anything to say. I leave there some nights pissed off, cause I didnt say something when I knew they where checking me out. Ive only used the "do i look gay?" bit and it works freakin great! I took that and I can elaborate and exaggerate on it just fine, but I need something to tie into it so I can keep the convo going, or so I can use separately at another time, cause that gay bit is gettin old. I need something new.
What I'm asking for is about ten canned openers, and maybe more if yall can think of more. I know some people dont believe in canned openers. Thats fine. But if you dont like em or dont believe in em, keep it to your self please. I asking for help from people who believe in em or have used them themselves. Thank yall very much!