It's important to remember to keep cool at all times with everyone. If we don't, we risk losing their respect or worse...

I had just started going out with a Hot Babe called Zoe. Two weeks into the relationship we were in a bar enjoying a drink & chat when a motorcycle gang walked in. There were around six of them. The leader was a stocky guy with long hair & a beard. His name was sewn onto his leather jacket. He was called Crow. There was another badge which said 'President'. They were high on drugs & alcohol.

A few guys were looking at my girl though nothing appeared to be a problem until closing time. I stood up to leave with her & found a tall biker barring the only exit with his arm across the door. Crow slowly walks up to me & tells me that he had been looking at my girl tonight & fancied her & wondered what I thought of that? Slightly tricky situation ....

I looked him straight in the eye, told him I thought nothing of it & suggested he didn't start causing any trouble, as his gang started to surround me & my girl. (At the time I had some cowboy boots on with large heels & Crow was only about 5' 8", (I'm 5' 10" barefoot).

He looked puzzled & asked me why? I said, "Well, for a start, I'm taller than you!" He just cracked up laughing, relaxed & let us both through. Phew ...