Top 10 Stats
Latest Posts Loading... Loading...
Loading...
Loading...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Loading...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 11
Like Tree1Likes

Thread: List Of Shit Test Comebacks

  1. #1
    Sitfab's Avatar
    Sitfab is offline PUA Forums Respected Contributor
    Points: 1,320, Level: 21
    Level completed: 20%, Points required for next Level: 80
    Overall activity: 0%
    Achievements:
    7 days registered1000 Experience Points
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    Romania
    Posts
    446
    Points
    1,320
    Level
    21
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
    Rep Power
    86

    Default List Of Shit Test Comebacks

    Hi guys. So here's a list of sh1t-test comebacks I've compiled.

    However, keep in mind that many sh1t tests arenít meant to be answered but they are merely meant to provoke an apologetic response from Betas.

    Feel free to contribute and/or give feedback.

    HB: I have a boyfriend

    You: Wow, we really are connected. I just met you and your already telling me your problems. I'm here for you... Keep going. (Tilt head and look empathetic)
    You: Cool, he can buy the first round.
    You: That's fine,you got somebody to give you attention, while I'm busy.
    You: Thatís OK, Iím not the jealous type.
    You: That wasn't what i asked.
    You: Whoa, chill. Who said I'm your boyfriend?
    You: I'm not your boyfriend...yet.
    You: Me too! Lets compare.
    You: Then we'll be discrete. (Mystery)
    You: Want another?
    You: So does my girlfriend.
    You: Are you allowed to talk to other men without his permission?
    (Multi-liner)
    You: Hey, my dog can juggle.
    Her: What?
    You: Oh, i thought we were talking about sh1t that didn't matter.

    HB: What do you do?
    You: I'm a disposable lighter salesman.
    You: Well... I'm not trying to impress you or anything... but... I'm Batman.
    You: Nothing. I quit drugs years ago.
    You: Define ďdoĒ
    You: Iím not allowed to tell you that
    You: The real question is... What don't i do.
    You: White slave trade.
    You: Brunettes, mostly.
    You: I play Russian roulette with blanks.

    Aren't you a player?
    [Be careful of over qualifying yourself when she asks you this. Good answer if she is seriously concerned: "I used to be, but those days are behind me."]
    You: Nope. And you just lost 5 cool points for even thinking that.
    You: Nah, I'm the coach
    You: World's biggest. One billion served.
    You: No, I haven't played football in over a year.
    You: Yes, I'm a professional scrabble player
    You: Why? Are you attracted to that kind of guy?

    HB: You're weird.
    You: I never claimed to be like other guys.
    You: Define normal?
    You: You too... Its cute, but to normal. Everyone is different, therefor everyone is weird.
    You: And your the same as everyone else? Look your cute and all, but beauty isn't everything... and you seem kind of boring.
    You: I'm limited edition! (Florg)

    HB: You're a jerk!
    You: I'm sorry. I'm just really stressed out from my aunt dying. Im sorry for taking it out on you.
    You: It was just a joke...
    You: I'm sorry, i went on a trip to Chicago(or any other mean city) and i haven't quite got out of their social patterns. forgive me.
    You: Stop yelling at me for being honest! Girls always say they want an honest guy, then when i try to be one... you yell at me. Girls are so full of it! (Walk off)

    HB: fark you.
    You: Please do.
    You : Oooh, sexy bunghole ravaging
    You: Not ever on your birthday
    You: *pat her on the shoulder* We all have fantasies
    You: What, like, right now?
    You: At least buy me dinner first.
    You: Actually, I'm good for now. But I can call you later if you want.
    You: Is that all you wanted from me? Wow. I don't even wanna see your face anymore. (Leave)

    HB: Do you think Iím cute?
    Hold on. Let me get another drink.

    HB: Why are you talking to me?
    Oh, I forgot there was a no-talking policy here


    *She asks you to do something such as get something for her, do her a favour, carry something, buy her a drink, etc*
    - I think you have me confused with every other guy youíve met.
    - Does this always work for you?
    - *if for example she asks you to give her the bag of chips/bottle of soda/whatever is edible and drinkable, do it, pretend you're giving it to her but right before she takes it out of your hand, take it back and start eating/drinking it.

    HB: Are you gay?
    No, but my boyfriend is.

  2. #2
    Bill Preston's Avatar
    Bill Preston is offline Owner - PUA Forum
    Points: 9,840, Level: 66
    Level completed: 48%, Points required for next Level: 210
    Overall activity: 0%
    Achievements:
    Social31 days registered5000 Experience Points
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    1,171
    Points
    9,840
    Level
    66
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    Rep Power
    20

    Default Re: List Of sh1t-Test Comebacks

    Quote Originally Posted by Sitfab View Post

    Aren't you a player?
    You: Nah, I'm the coach
    That is genius.

  3. #3
    simpua is offline Aspiring PUA
    Points: 87, Level: 1
    Level completed: 74%, Points required for next Level: 13
    Overall activity: 0%
    Achievements:
    7 days registered
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    Minneapolis, MN
    Posts
    5
    Points
    87
    Level
    1
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    Rep Power
    0

    Default Re: List Of sh1t-Test Comebacks

    HB: Why are you talking to me?

    Because I find it's easier to talk to average girls

  4. #4
    Sitfab's Avatar
    Sitfab is offline PUA Forums Respected Contributor
    Points: 1,320, Level: 21
    Level completed: 20%, Points required for next Level: 80
    Overall activity: 0%
    Achievements:
    7 days registered1000 Experience Points
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    Romania
    Posts
    446
    Points
    1,320
    Level
    21
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
    Rep Power
    86

    Default Re: List Of sh1t-Test Comebacks

    @ simpua : Unless you are talking with a HB10, they might get offended. Worse, it can come off as a dlv.

  5. #5
    Sitfab's Avatar
    Sitfab is offline PUA Forums Respected Contributor
    Points: 1,320, Level: 21
    Level completed: 20%, Points required for next Level: 80
    Overall activity: 0%
    Achievements:
    7 days registered1000 Experience Points
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    Romania
    Posts
    446
    Points
    1,320
    Level
    21
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
    Rep Power
    86

    Default Re: List Of sh1t-Test Comebacks

    Her : ( pretty much every "neg" "tease" or whatever )
    You : Did someone make that up for you?!

  6. #6
    Morrisb is offline PUA Forums Respected Contributor
    Points: 273, Level: 5
    Level completed: 46%, Points required for next Level: 27
    Overall activity: 0%
    Achievements:
    7 days registered250 Experience Points
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    Houston, Tx
    Posts
    167
    Points
    273
    Level
    5
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    Rep Power
    25

    Default Re: List Of sh1t-Test Comebacks

    The boyfriend ones are easy. I joke when they mention them in friendly settings. It's the simple no or awkward stare that I need to overcome. lol

  7. #7
    keepurcool is offline PUA Forums Respected Contributor
    Points: 349, Level: 6
    Level completed: 98%, Points required for next Level: 1
    Overall activity: 0%
    Achievements:
    7 days registered250 Experience Points
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Posts
    128
    Points
    349
    Level
    6
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    Rep Power
    24

    Default Re: List Of Shit-Test Comebacks

    i good boyfriend come back that i use is

    "you look like the type of girl that could use two"
    and
    "dont worry, he'll cook for us"

  8. #8
    JoePistone is offline Aspiring PUA
    Points: 158, Level: 3
    Level completed: 16%, Points required for next Level: 42
    Overall activity: 0%
    Achievements:
    7 days registered100 Experience Points
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Posts
    19
    Points
    158
    Level
    3
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    Rep Power
    12

    Default Re: List Of Shit-Test Comebacks

    "don't worry, he'll cook for us" - haha brilliant! gonna use that one next time!

  9. #9
    AZPUAGuy is offline PUA in Training
    Points: 270, Level: 5
    Level completed: 40%, Points required for next Level: 30
    Overall activity: 0%
    Achievements:
    7 days registered250 Experience Points
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Posts
    42
    Points
    270
    Level
    5
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    Rep Power
    17

    Default Re: List Of sh1t-Test Comebacks

    I heard this somewhere else...

    Her- Either she says "Fark you" or says something sexually related.

    You- Your gonna have to wine n' dine me more before that happens

  10. #10
    roflcopter is offline Aspiring PUA
    Points: 84, Level: 1
    Level completed: 68%, Points required for next Level: 16
    Overall activity: 0%
    Achievements:
    7 days registered
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    3
    Points
    84
    Level
    1
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    Rep Power
    0

    Default Re: List Of sh1t-Test Comebacks

    Her: Fark you
    Response: Can I borrow your lipstick? I like to look pretty before I get farked.

    Not sure if it'll work but its hilarious. From the mouth of Cartman. Perhaps if she watches South Park, she'll think its funny.


Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. shit test
    By crobinson1 in forum Common Pick Up Terms
    Replies: 34
    Last Thread: 05-06-2014, 06:29 PM
  2. Take a picture of us test
    By Foxy in forum Approaching, Running Sets & Building Attraction
    Replies: 3
    Last Thread: 02-28-2011, 12:15 AM
  3. Insistence in shit test
    By tothem in forum Approaching, Running Sets & Building Attraction
    Replies: 4
    Last Thread: 09-17-2010, 04:51 PM
  4. shit test and seduction bible!!!
    By prjav in forum Self Improvement And Health
    Replies: 2
    Last Thread: 08-24-2010, 05:43 AM
  5. HB8 coworker...shit test or not ?
    By BMQ in forum Approaching, Running Sets & Building Attraction
    Replies: 2
    Last Thread: 07-23-2010, 12:12 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
DMCA.com