Hey guys most of these negs are commen in the pua community and have been modified, some are new. Hope you all enjoy!
DANCE neg-"You know most times people like to dance with the beat, but you choose to dance against it, thats really rebellious of you! I don't think it's your fault thought..cause..you are shaped like a dancer from your legs to your arms *Kino her arm* all you need is a strapping young dancer like me who can cut a rug to dance with you then we can look sexy on dance floor, but we'll blame me for the 90% of sexiness, don't flatter yourself yet.....So it speaks but does it dance."
DANCE NEG-"I have to ask are you fun? Then why are you sitting down are you tired already? I bet you’re trying to hide the fact that you all can’t dance."
DANCE NEG-*if she ask u to dance* "Wait your turn knucklehead! You think your pretty you can just dance with anyone! How dare you, what’s the magic word young lady?*she will always say plz* I hate you get your ass over here and give me a hug, but don't expect anything more than a sexy dance and good conversation."
ATTITUDE NEG-"OMG! Your sassy aren't you, I bet I could but you in a sass blender and make sassy juice out of you. Tell you what when I'm president you and all your friend are gonna be my first wives I'm going to but you in the west wing and the rest in the east wing, so I can keep the drama between you guys down to a minimum, and I’m going to put you in charge of the department of sassy. You can also make sure all my other wives, the first ladies, keep their lame appointments to appear on Sesame Street."
ATTITUDE NEG-*She brags*..."you’re not I’m sorry. I've eaten girls like you for breakfast"
ATTITUDE NEG-(She says you’re a player)-"That some big talk for a little lady. I bet you’re a little heart breaker yourself so don't judge! You’re a player too. You know how I can tell? Because your favorite color is red…cause red is the color of romance and you’re trying to romance me right now. What else do you like about me!"
ATTIDTUDE NEG/DISQUALIFIER-*She says I’m a..* "It’s not my fault you’re attracted to me. I'll tell you the truth I'm the type of guy your mother warned you about, a nice girl like you should date a guy like(kino)that creepy ugly gentleman over there, because I’m not boyfriend material, plus I’m getting the vibe that you just want me for my body. Girls like you I swear can only think of one thing."
ATTITUDE NEG-"Don’t act like that your way to classy to behave this (kino push) I can tell that beneath your shield your there’s a person I like to know better."
ATTITUDE NEG-"You are a mean human being. You don’t get out much do you? You’re amazing…ly bad at connecting with men. You’re pretty and evil."
ATTITUDE NEG-"I have to say from across the room, the look on your face made you seem like the biggest bitch but your totally not, your totally cool, that’s the funny thing."
ATTITUDE NEG-"Hello I’m talking, jeez, is she always like this? *roll eyes* How do you put up with her? You can dress her up, but you can’t take her anywhere! Is fun part of her axis of evil, along with laughter and joy?"
ATTITUDE NEG-*She says she’s not going to sleep with me* "Good, cause I wasn’t attracted to you either. Glad we got that out of the way now I don’t have to worry about you hitting on me all night."
SHE COMPALMENTS CLOTHING-#1. I know it looks good on me, too bad you can’t talk me out of it! #2. You have to stop groping me don’t start what you can’t finish. #3. I know, take a minute to get over it, I’ll wait. #4. Actually I wore my old jeans tonight to make sure nothing happens.
JOB NEG-"You’re a ...! Wow! So there is more to you than meets the eye. Do a lot of guys ask if you’re a blank? Cause yah I hate to break it to you, but they were just being polite. No but seriously you’re a blank I can’t even talk to you anymore! I hate blanks! Seriously you and I are so broken up, I want my CDs back. Besides your job what crazy hobbies do you have, in fact what’s the craziest thing you ever done…wow! That’s it? You and my grandmother would so get along! That’s the most daring thing you’ve ever done? What’s next your going to bake cookies at 350% F instead of…"
SHE BUYS YOU A DRINK-"Now just because you’re buying me a drink, don’t think you’re getting lucky tonight. Because one I don’t put out and two, I know your evil plan. You’re going to get me drunk then tomorrow I’m going to wake up in a bathtub with my kidneys missing and on eBay the next morning. I just don’t want to get hurt by you. I need lots of comfort and trust first. I can’t lie I’m high maintenance you have to wine and dine me before you can take advantage of me, I’m not some mindless piece of meat you know I have feeling too…DRINK KISS ROUTINE…Whoa lets slow down, hands off the merchandise, don’t be greedy. You know what you’re kind of cute I changed my mind, just don’t touch the hot spots until we get to know each other a little better....THREE SMILE ROUTINE…FTC… Number Close….there’s this movie I wanted to go see but my mom said I can’t go by myself. I can also see into the future that you’re enjoying buttery popcorn and soda so you might as well be there. #2. You owe me a drink anyway, because when I first saw you from across the room I dropped mine. #3. Just because you’re buying me this drink don’t think you’re getting lucky tonight. It takes more than a drink to ride this rollercoaster.
SHE COMES BACK-"You couldn’t keep away from me could you, don’t say yes just nod, and you couldn’t stop thinking about me. What’s a sexy guy like me doing in a dirty mind like yours? You came to ask me if I’m free tonight or is it going to cost you. What didn’t anyone tell you, you are in love with me I thought you know by now?"
FTC NEG-"I got to go rejoin my friends because it’s almost midnight and I don’t know what you might turn into. Could be a beautiful princess or could be that you turn into a pumpkin and I can’t take that chance. I hope the rest of your night is as radiant as your smile."
INTRO TEASE- *you both exchange names, so u go in for a handshake, but at the last second turn your hand away and brush your hair back*
HAIR NEG-"You suck you wanna know why? It's because your face is beautiful but your hair locks are covering your best feature you need to wear your hair back*keno brush her hair back*...the reason I'm making fun of you is because your perfect you just need to fix that one thing, and don’t worry there’s beauty in imperfection.
EYES NEG-"You have gorgeous eyes their a little beanie but cute nonetheless."
FACE NEGS-#1. "OMG! You have dimples that so cute (kino) their the sizes of potholes, but adorable…. "#2. "Aw, that’s so cute. Your nose wiggles when you laugh. There it goes again. That so adorable it’s sickening."
BODY NEGS-#1."You should be in a magazine at least a two piece spread in the middle; you can open it like this" *pretend like unfolding a magizine horizontaly* "though not like this" *pretend like you're unfolding a magizine vertically* "I promise." #2. You look like the most Classiest most expensive prostitute ever.
PURSE NEGS-#1. "Wow that’s a huge purse do you carry a Chihuahua in there?" #2. "Are you carrying a gun in there, what happened to just carrying pepper spray?" #3. *She gets mad* "is there an extra pocket in that black space hole, you call a purse that we can put your attitude in?"
DRESS NEG-"The homosexual midget called, he wants his shirt back."
DRESS NEG-"you what to know why you suck...cause you have a beautiful body, but you shouldn't cover it up,"#1 "your covering it up by wearing a dress I think I saw in a goodwill TV commercial.#1 "wash that dress already don't you know how to do laundry? No it's nice *dress is red* reds your favorite color your know why? It's the color for romance and you’re trying romance me now."
SHOE NEGS-"Those are some pretty tall shoes what are you 4ft 3 without them?" #2. "Those are the most beautiful shoes ever; do they come in sizes for women?"
JEWLERY NEGS-#1. "Those are nice…did you get them in a McDonald’s kids meal?" #2. "Those are nice…but I think I saw a pair just like them at Toys R Us when I took my niece there."
please comment on your favorite or post any negs you know. Will add more if requested.