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    Default Masturbating in the shower (opener)

    Masturbating In The Shower

    PUA: “Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?”
    HB: “No”
    PUA: “It’s true- the other 7% sing”
    HB: “Oh really?”
    PUA: “Do you know what they sing?”
    HER: “No, what?”
    HB: “Oh, (smile) you must be one of the 93% of girls that masturbates then”
    HB: LOL!!!

    Try this one, it is hilarious.

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    Default Re: Masturbating in the shower (opener)

    "Did you know that 93% of all girls masturbate in the shower?"

    *gets slapped in the face*

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    Default Re: Masturbating in the shower (opener)

    Quote Originally Posted by Einstein View Post
    Masturbating In The Shower

    PUA: “Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?”
    HB: “No”
    PUA: “It’s true- the other 7% sing”
    HB: “Oh really?”
    PUA: “Do you know what they sing?”
    HER: “No, what?”
    HB: “Oh, (smile) you must be one of the 93% of girls that masturbates then”
    HB: LOL!!!

    Try this one, it is hilarious.
    So, there's three people in the conversation? PUA, HB, and HER?

    You screwed up who says which line in the last bit.

    By the way, this was on the VH1 show a few years ago.


    Still funny; works well, too.
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    Default Re: Masturbating in the shower (opener)

    I'm not sure I'd use this one to open - it's a little crass for me.

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    Default Re: Masturbating in the shower (opener)

    its a great opener.
    I applaud the balls it takes but the reward should be lovely.

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    Default Re: Masturbating in the shower (opener)

    That pretty ballzzy

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    Default Re: Masturbating in the shower (opener)

    I have heard that one before and completely forgotten about it. Thanks for reminding me.

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    Default Re: Masturbating in the shower (opener)

    Used it last night after I had a buzz on and was trying to work on Approach Anxiety.Worked perfect. Big laugh, and I didn't have to ask her name, she practically shoved it down my throat. THanks!!

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    Default Re: Masturbating in the shower (opener)

    Not sure if this would work for me. Seems like I'd get a vitual kick in the....well, you get the picture.

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    Default Re: Masturbating in the shower (opener)

    Trust me,this opener is the best because is not used that many times because some guys have Approach Anxiety and they think you need balls to say this but it works Everytime I use this opener i end up kissing the girl in 5 more minutes after (use it carefull) Works the best on HB9-HB10 but is a chance that they heared this before..so,be carefull


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