I figured that "How To Talk To A Girl" was the section closest enough to AMOGs but forgive me if I'm wrong.
This thread is for users of the forum to share the comeback lines they've used against AMOGs.
I'm sure at least a few people here have been working a set before when a guy wearing a polo with a popped collar and a backwards visor stomps up and disses your shirt/shoes/hair/whatever and, unable to think of a comeback in time, you're left to weakly laugh at his joke and to poorly play it off like it was nothing.
So here is where we can share our responses and retorts to help shut down AMOGs.
Do remember that even if a line sounds cheesy online, it may sound completely different in the field. If you say a comeback instantly and confidently, it will startle the AMOG and he'll probably be forced to use something like, "Oh... is that all you got?" which in turn is a much worse comeback.