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    Default Fuck Marry Kill : Yoda Variation

    Well, a few nights ago I've met a HB8 ( well, a SHB10 body butterface ) who's a Star Wars fan. Initially, I wanted to work another routine ( the conversation kinda stalled, had nothing to say so I really needed something out of the PUA bag of tricks ). Mid-routine ( it involved movies ) she said she was a Star Wars fan.

    Something that just came to me almost on the spot :

    ( at first, general boring Star Wars talk...she was very excited, though )

    Me: Hey I have an idea. Let's play a game.
    Her: What game?
    Me: fark Marry Kill, I'll show you one guy, then you'll tell me if you either want to fark him, marry him or kill him.

    Game ensues. After a few rounds of this...

    Me : Hey, what if Yoda was here?
    Her: Ew, no, I'd kill him.
    Me : Really?
    Me ( doing a perfect Yoda impersonation ) : Mmmmm, fine bitch you are.
    ( Starts laughing )
    Me : Mmmmmm, put my Light Saber in you, I will
    ( Laughs harder )
    Me : Mmmmm, bend over and show me your Dark Side, you will.
    ( Bursts into laughter ).
    Me : ( Looking directly at her groin ) Mmmmm, a disturbance in the Force. Pain and suffering, I sense.
    ( Literally rolls on the ground laughing )

    And I decided to stop there. Eventually K-closed later in the evening.

    Tried with another HB8 ( cute face, really skinny, also a Star Wars fan ). Same response. No k-close though, she really had a boyfriend, so I didn't bother.
    Last edited by Sitfab; 08-02-2011 at 02:39 PM.

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    Default Re: Fuck Marry Kill : Yoda Variation

    Man....
    You would've got MY number with that gag, lol. Definitely throwing this into one of my field exercises, if that's okay with you. Routine or otherwise.... THAT, my friend, is genuinely hilarious!

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    Default Re: fark Marry Kill : Yoda Variation

    Thanks, man.

    Dude, of course I'm OK with that. That's why we're here, to learn and share stuff. And that's why I posted this.


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