I met this girl on an online dating site. She has a innocent face with a devilish smile. She wears school girl miniskirts is small in stature and looks like jailbait. Just my type. Not sure how to reply to her last message. Tips please.
Me: (subject headline:make me a sandwich)
You look like the type of girl that would let me walk all over her.
HB: Funny how looks can be deceiving.
(after I dont reply for a day or two because I though she was blowing me off she sends again)
HB: You're such a tease. I probably would make you a sandwich and I might let you boss me around a little. But Im sure it would only be for your satisfaction.
(At this point I can tell shes a huge freak like me, and I decide to fark any half-assed reply and go for the gold)
Me: I wouldn't boss you around a little
I'd make you my bitch and you definitely, definitely wouldn't enjoy it.
HB: Now you're just making me curious. You ask for a sandwich. I have no issue making a man a sandwich. your profile clearly states you have a sense of humor. I love to laugh. I'm not sure what there isn't to enjoy. so what's your favorite kind of sandwich?
Me: The kind you make me because Im your daddy.
HB: I hope you like it. Im pretty confident u will be satisfied, if not asking for seconds.