Did you know that Elvis dyed his hair black? What was his natural hair color?
Did you know that Priscilla Presley also dyed her hair?
I don't know what her natural hair color was, I'm not Cliff Claven, but can you picture that these two every couple of weeks would dye their hair black together around a dirty sink in some sick mass-appealing ceremonial ritual? I bet people never considered that before ... did you?
Did you know that all Elvis had to do to get a shag was look directly into the girl's eyes and smile?
Then look into the chick's eyes and smile.