So I was at a coffee shop cranking down my fall favorite latte (not telling you what it is lol) a girl was sitting at one of the tables with a mac laptop. I ordered while trying to figure out what I was going to say to her. She was tall and at first glance a bit intimidating. Ordered drink and the following occured:
AFC: I'm gonna sit right here, k? (smiled)
HB8: <giggles> sure! Then moves her laptop unnecessarily to give me more room
AFC: (as I placed my bags on the ground I looked at her) said: I normally don't hang out with mac girls; I'm a pc guy. (lol I just didn't give a sh1t - if that was too nerdy then whatever lol)
hb8hh reallly? (blah blah )
AFC: yea PC's run the world; macs make pictures
hb8: I can't believe you just said that !!!!
AFC: <shrugged and opened my accounting book>
hb8: blah blah conversation; what's your name?!
AFC: <name given>
(at this point I noticed she had a bible and all this religious stuff and thought...ahhhhh I get it lol )
hb8: I'm krista
AFC: such a mac name (smiled)
hb8: (hesitates then smacks my arm lightly)
AFC: woa! that's assault! smiling
hb8: you deserved it
(got a boner at this point)
AFC: sh1t, I have to go I didn't realize my class starts in 20m and I gotta get driving!!
hb8: ohh no!
AFC: (pulled out my cel phone) simply said "number? I'll text you later"
hb8: < gave it>
AFC: (smiled and grabbed my stuff and gave her the peace sign with no words)
we went out the next night to coffee shop for a few hours, then she wanted to go some where else. I didn't have my notes on sh1t to do so I was like "movies?" lame I know but she accepted and even purchased the tickets. After the movie it was 2am and I had just realized this chic was 20 (I'm farkin 30 lol). She says what do you want to do? I'm thinking - go to bed I'm an old man lol! She says lets go back to my place. She had rented some stupid movie I didn't want to watch but was too tired to object. Start watching the movie, I realize I am smelling like sh1t and tell her - hey I'm sorry I gotta get going I have to shower (little did I know I was spitting game lol) She says use mine and smiles. So I take a shower and come out. Lights out she is under the blankets ready to "Cuddle" and watch. I oblige her and sit next to her under neath the covers. She leans close to me and then starts talking bible???? fark I thought! I tell her some spiritual stuff I believe (fill in the blankets I dont think it mattered) so she looks at me while our faces are in range for K close. And I do the triangle eye to eye to mouth thing I remembered from mystery (or one of the PUA's) and she basically rapes me and we bang. It was a amazing - If i didn't know any better I felt like I was in love - until I woke up anyways. So anyways she texts me all the time now. I'll admit I felt lucky but I mean this girls 5'11" body had the smallest tightest Gyna I had ever felt! So maybe the stars were aligned right? I need advise though ! I'm critical of myself so, where did I go lame? Where did I go good? PUA's let a brotha know! Also sorry for long ass post