I wanted to ask a question before I work this into my style.
Her: I dont do relationships. Me: Neither do I unless she is truly worth it which is 1 in a million. But I just want to be friends.
Can I act as if my only intention is to be friends? I want to go as far as saying she is my polar opposite, has nothing that I look for, but I will still be her friend. Is this ok or will it pust her off way to far? I am thinking it will Disarm her, not trigger her negative responses, and when we hang out I can amplify it. I usually say your to young (when she is older than me), your to old for me (when she is younger), your toooo tall when she is shorter, and your to short when she is taller than me. I always find something and tell her it wont work. I tell her how I go for women that are her opposite, cook me meals, dont drink, etc. What could I add to this list?
I am even considering kiss her, push her away say Wait! Were just friends remember! Then go back to kissing her. Does this sound like it will work?
I really want to play the friends thing out more often but want some hints.